MEMO

To: Humanity

From: OAS

Subject: RE: URBAN DICTIONARY

It has come to my attention there are people saying things such as, "You should refer to Urban Dictionary when preparing to visit the United States." Obviously, that is not a direct quote because people on Urban Dictionary do not write like that, but there was a quote to that effect (that I can't find again). This is a memo in response to that referral.

Do not under any circumstance look at Urban Dictionary to prepare for a trip here or anywhere else. People do not say the abbreviation "JFC" out loud (if they do they need a therapist ASAP) nor do people actually say "HDU" (although HDU comes in handy when conversing with Ashleigh McGarity). Also, women, if an American man (or any man for that matter) refers to your private parts as a "pennybank" run like hell. He is not of the legal age/mindset to be with you. One last thing, if you feel the need to insert a number into a word/abbreviation (see: CUL8R, SK8) you may want to run to your nearest library, read a few books, go back to school, and get your head out of your ass. Thank you.